Hate Camp Staff

All political power comes from the barrel of a gun. The communist party must command all the guns, that way, no guns can ever be used to command the party.
~ Mao Zedong

Renowned Radicals Training The Next Generation

Hate Camp has gone to extraordinary lengths to assemble the highest qualified, world-renowned leaders to be part of our staff to properly indoctrinate train, and educate the next generation of elite leaders, bureaucrats, and useful idiots.

Our distinguished staff comes from the elite circles of education, media, entertainment, and government. These highly committed fellow travelers have proven themselves and their dedication to destroying the current exploitative capitalist structure of the US and replacing it with our vision of next-generation communism.


Hate Camp Director & Supreme Leader

Bill Ayers

Bill Ayers has been a man on a mission since he was a boy growing up in a wealthy, privileged, communist-loving white family. From an early age, Bill knew he would rise to be one of the elite radicals in the US.

Bill proved his dedication to the cause by being one of the founding members of the Weather Underground. The Weather Underground was a self-described Communist revolutionary group with the intent to overthrow imperialism, that conducted a campaign of bombing public buildings [including police stations, the US Capitol Building, and the Pentagon] during the 1960s and 1970s. When later asked about his involvement in the bombings, Bill was quoted as saying “guilty as sin, free as a bird.”

Bill went on to become a teacher and ultimately retired as a professor from the University of Illinois at Chicago, College of Education. He was also instrumental in helping launch the political career of Barack Obama, and ghostwriting Obama’s book “Dreams of My Father.’

Bill Ayers favorite personal quote:

“Guilty as sin, free as a bird”


Hate Camp Program Directors

Hate Camp is dedicated to creating a ruling communist hierarchy similar to what you would find in North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, China, or the former Soviet Union, and our camp programs reflect this structure. Our programs are specifically designed to make sure participants know their place in our vision for a Utopian society and teach them what they need to be reliable assets to us, the ruling elite.

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Ruling Elite

Alex Soros

Who better to run our Ruling Elite Program than a white guy born into extreme privilege? Alex, son of George Soros, and heir to an incredible family fortune ensures that our Elite Leaders understand that billions buy political power.

Bureaucrats

Jerry Nadler

A well-trained bureaucrat can make the wheels of government grind to a halt by focusing on everything but the job at hand. Jerry has proven his ability to blindly follow our direction and help wreck a country in the process.

Useful Idiots

The AOC

Who better than AOC, our latest sock puppet creation to run our Useful Idiots Program? AOC has proven her ability to parrot the talking points dictated by her handlers, and will certainly repeat exactly what we tell her to say.

Hate Camp Spiritual Adviser

Marina Abramovic

We are very proud to announce that Marina Abramovic will be working as Hate Camp’s spiritual adviser. Ms. Abramovic is a world-famous artist that was born into a communist family in Belgrade, Serbia. Ms. Abramovic is now best known for her public and private satanic spirit cooking rituals for powerful elites like [‘suspected’ kiddie diddlers] John & Tony Podesta, and Entertainment & Hollywood’s rich and famous.


Hate Camp Accommodations Managers

Hate Camp’s overall governing philosophy filters right down through every aspect of our camp, and our accommodations are no different. In a proper Utopian society, “all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others,” and our accommodations address this in the same manner as all types of socialist and communist societies throughout history.

Our accommodations managers bring a specific skill set that uniquely qualifies them for properly assessing and assigning our campers to their assigned Hate Camp accommodations.

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Ruling Elite Housing

Leonardo DiCaprio

Mr. DiCaprio is pure Hollywood royalty, and perfectly suited to the position. He is worth hundreds of millions of dollars, owns multiple residences, regularly holidays on mega yachts, and air travels exclusively on private jets, yet is world famous for his lecturing of the star-struck underclasses about environmental topics.

Bureaucrat Housing

Ghislaine Maxwell

Ms. Maxwell brings her extensive experience working with Jeffrey Epstein as Bureaucrat Housing Manager. She will be not only categorizing our bureaucrats by value but running surveillance on them and their deviant activities, so we can build a proper dossier of blackmail materials for later use.

Useful Idiot Housing

David Graeber

Mr. Graeber is a long-time activist and known as the Philosopher King of the Occupy Wall Street movement. David brings his experience on the ground at OWS [where they had to set up “safe tents” to keep our male useful idiots from raping our female useful idiots] to our Useful Idiots Accommodations.


Hate Camp Activity Managers

Hate Camp has activities for budding socialists, communists, social justice warriors, and Antifa terrorists, and we have gone to great lengths to recruit activity managers who can properly implement these programs per our strict activity guidelines. Our activity managers have been stand-out fellow travelers in their respective disciplines and we are proud to have them at Hate Camp to share their experience and knowledge in these arenas. Below is just a small sample of the overall activity manager lineup.

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Antifa

Joseph Alcoff

AKA: Jose Alcoff, Jose Martin, Chepe – Well-known advocate for violence to achieve his goal of eliminating capitalism and overthrowing the U.S. government. Alcoff is tied to Smash Racism DC and uses his “Chepe” identity to advance his calls for radical violence.

Censorship

Carlos Maza

He’s not only Gay but also Hispanic, so he exists in multiple “protected classes.” Carlos has been dedicated to silencing anyone and everyone that criticizes his videos or disagrees with his worldview. His temper tantrums are the stuff of legend and ridicule.

Chanting

Melissa Click

The former University of Mizzou assistant professor, best known for her calls for “muscle” to prevent a student journalist from asking simple questions. Ms. Click is adept at leading youth in mindless chants and dancing in psychedelic-fueled, pseudo-hippy drum circles.

Double Think

Marie Harf

Former CIA employee, also a spokesperson for the Obama campaign, and a commentator at Fox News. Ms. Harf brings her experience in delivering double-think messaging in the CIA, govt, and media to our campers, so they can better accept two diametrically opposed beliefs simultaneously.

Ethnic Studies

Shaun King

Born white, Shaun bought some Malcolm X-style glasses, grew a pencil-thin mustache, and has promoted himself as black ever since. As a leader of Back Lives Matter, he is uniquely qualified to speak about the issues of race relations.

Projection

Chris “Fredo” Cuomo

CNN anchor brings years of experience in accusing his others of the very crimes his party commits. He has honed his skills at projection, white guilt, and left-wing apologist as anchor of one of the lowest-rated news shows on cable TV.

White Guilt

Deray McKesson

This Black Lives Matter leader will lecture our self-loathing white campers by reminding them of their inherent and unconscious racist beliefs and thoughts simply because they are white. This activity was funded by our sugar daddy, George Soros.

Wokeness

Justin Trudeau

Son of uber-wealthy Canadian, communist socialites, Justin is the perfect fit for our wokeness activities. As a substitute drama teacher prior to becoming PM of Canada, Justin has embarrassed himself, and Canada on multiple continents.

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