Hate Camp Programs

Give us the child for eight years and it will be a Bolshevik forever.
~ Vladimir Lenin

Activist Programs For All Ages!

Hate Camp has been developing our activist curricula for decades. What started as a slow takeover and destruction of the public school systems, colleges, and universities to turn them into indoctrination centers has now been further refined into intensive programs designed to churn out hard-core activists at all levels – Elite Leaders, Bureaucrat Leaders & Useful Idiots.

Through our years of experience, we have developed advanced methods to categorize, classify and properly assign our Hate Campers to the correct programs, sub-programs, and focus studies to maximize the contribution they can make to our revolutionary cause. Through personal interviews and accounting for familial connections [Elite Leaders]; a combination of personal interviews and AI-driven selection and familial connections [Bureaucrat Leaders]; and AI-driven direct assignment [Useful Idiots] we tell our Hate Campers exactly what they will study and do to serve our communist vision for the world.

We are now running our camp year-round, so there’s no more waiting for summer, winter, or spring break! Even better, most public and private schools, colleges, and universities offer extra credit and no attendance penalties for missing class when our next generation of activists attend Hate Camp during our non-holiday sessions.


Elite Leader Programs

Hate Camp’s Elite Leaders program is extremely exclusive and only accessible to the children of Elite Leaders currently supporting and advancing our worldwide communist revolution. Admission preference is given to direct descendants of the world’s elite families and royal bloodlines.

Hate Campers admitted to our Elite Leaders program will enjoy the finest in luxury accommodations, in-depth study of how to create and implement strategies to further enslave the world’s sheeple, manage and direct their Bureaucrat Leader underlings, and keep our Useful Idiots bamboozled. Participants in our Elite Leaders program will enjoy all of the benefits they will experience when they become the next generation of leaders for our cause: luxury living, private jet travel, 24/7 armed security, un-accountability for their actions, on-demand sexual satisfaction provided by carefully selected Useful Idiots, and a round-the-clock slave-like support staff.

Elite Hate Campers that exhibit advanced levels of psychopathy, lack of empathy, proclivities for deviant sexual activity, homicidal tendencies, and interest in Satanic rituals and Lucifer worship have the opportunity to be elevated to the top 1% of the top 1%. We need more leaders that can advance our cause without regard to human suffering, or any chance of developing a conscious objection to the steps we must take to enslave the world.

For more information about our incredible Elite Leaders program, please refer to our Activities, Accommodations, Guest Speaker & Staff pages.


Bureaucrat Programs

Hate Camp’s Bureaucrat Leaders program is by selective admission only. All prospective participants in the Bureaucrat Leaders program must either be from an established and trusted bureaucrat family or have at least 3 [three] letters of reference from an existing Elite or Bureaucrat family.

Hate Campers in the Bureaucrat Leaders program will enjoy accommodations that are separate and elevated in quality from the Useful Idiots. Bureaucrat Leaders will also enjoy in-depth study into the finer aspects of the unquestioning implementation of the directions from their Elite overlords, maintaining and accelerating our Saul Alinsky-modeled divide and conquer strategy, herding the sheeple, and attending meaningless conferences that make them feel important & educated.

Bureaucrat Leaders that possess unique talents, and exhibit advanced levels of psychopathy, proclivities for deviant sexual activity, 100% willingness to follow Elite direction without question, and don’t mind being videotaped when engaging in sex with minors so we can blackmail them for life will have the opportunity to be elevated to some of the highest levels of power within government, academia, entertainment, and the mainstream media.

For more information about our comprehensive Bureaucrat Leaders program, please refer to our Activities, Accommodations, Guest Speaker & Staff pages.


Useful Idiot Programs

The Useful Idiots program here at Hate Camp is open to virtually anyone, from any family or background, provided they are a “true believer” in the fraud of a communist utopia we are selling to the masses. Useful Idiots are put through a series of competency, skill, and psychological evaluations to determine which sub-program within the Useful Idiots program they will be assigned. A sub-program assignment is determined by our AI supercomputers that take into account all of the results of their admissions evaluations. Useful Idiot Hate Campers are then directed to the barracks associated with their assigned sub-program.

Useful Idiot Hate Campers are broken into 3 [three] main sub-programs: POC & Allies, Militant/Antifa, and White Guilt.

Our POC & Allies sub-program will focus on activism that divides people by race, creed, color, gender, income, and sexual orientation. This sub-program is well suited to any youth interested in critical race theory, gender studies, or attaining the coveted “black apron” in their day job as a Starbucks barista.

Our Militant/Antifa sub-program focuses on developing street soldiers that enjoy causing chaos, destruction of private and public property, screaming at police, and making various types of improvised weapons. All participants in the Militant/Antifa sub-program are issued two sets of attire, traditional military fatigues for day-to-day training, and all the requisite all-black garb and face masks worn by Antifa.

Hate Campers in both the POC & Allies and Militant/Antifa sub-programs will enjoy communal barracks accommodations that are significantly elevated over Hate Campers in the White Guilt prison-style barracks.

All white/caucasian Useful Idiots must begin their Hate Camp experience in the white guilt sub-program until they have proven a true, heartfelt belief that they are to blame for all that ills the world, and should be subservient to our easily manipulated POC Useful Idiots. This requirement does not apply to “white Hispanics.”

Hate Camp recognizes the high value our Useful Idiots bring to the table as street warriors ready to sacrifice themselves for our cause. To this end, we have developed myriad activities to develop & indoctrinate them into being reliable, unthinking automatons that will jump any time a Bureaucrat or Elite Leader says jump. The life of a Useful Idiot Hate Camper is not easy, but at least they are guaranteed “three hots and a cot” [actually two hots and a box lunch] during their Hate Camp experience.

For more information about our Useful Idiots indoctrination program, please refer to our Activities, Accommodations, Guest Speaker & Staff pages.


Hate Camp Junior

Hate Camp is proud to announce our newest program – Hate Camp Jr.! Hate Camp Jr. is specifically designed for Hate Campers between the ages of 3 [three] and 9 [nine] years of age. Just like the rest of our Hate Camp programs, Hate Camp Jr. is divided into three main sub-programs for future Elite Leaders, Bureaucrat Leaders and Useful Idiots.

There has never been a better time to get your little ones started down the road of communist indoctrination, and now you can put your little crumb snatchers on the fast track to be the little Bolsheviks you’ve always known they could be.

We have modeled Hate Camp Jr. on the early education youth indoctrination programs of the former Soviet Union, Mao’s China since the cultural revolution, Castro’s Cuba, and the Kim family’s North Korea. There is a special emphasis on the incredible strides in populous indoctrination methods employed by North Korea, as it is truly the most advanced model for societal control and ultra-authoritarian communist hierarchy in the world today.

If you would like to offer up [sacrifice] your little Useful Idiot Hate Camper to the Elite Leaders for use in their pedophile blackmail schemes, Satanic Rituals, and/or torture and adrenochrome extraction exercises, please contact the Hate Camp spiritual adviser, Marina Abramovic. We have special compensation programs for parents that offer their Hate Camp Jrs for these very special sacrificial opportunities.

Share Hate Camp!

Support Hate Camp!

Have you enjoyed visiting HateCamp.com? Did it give you a laugh, or provide something to share with your friends? Well, HateCamp.com relies on your generous donations that come from your evil capitalist endeavors to help pay the bills. HateCamp.com is the result of many hours of work, a slightly twisted mind, and a questionable sense of humor.

HateCamp.com is presented for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to a real communist, socialist, Antifa, or social justice warrior activist/summer/holiday camp is purely coincidental. The material on this website may be offensive and frightening to small children, the faint of heart, uptight individuals, mainstream media personalities, Democrats, Socialists, Communists, Social Justice Warriors, anyone involved with Antifa, and the socially retarded. Do not use/access this website while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Please keep your hands in the car at all times. Do not tap on the glass. Do not eat anything that has been on the floor for more than 10 seconds. Please wait at least 30 minutes after using this website before going in the water/swimming. We accept no responsibility for misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, falling rocks, a leaky roof, broken glass, mudslides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.) during your use of this website.

If you have any questions - use the contact page. If you would like to support my work and help pay for the hosting & other costs, please consider donating vast sums of money.