Hate Camp Guest Speakers

The receptivity of the masses is very limited, their intelligence is small, but their power of forgetting is enormous. In consequence of these facts, all effective propaganda must be limited to a very few points and must harp on these in slogans until the last member of the public understands what you want him to understand by your slogan.
~ Guess Who

Special Guest Speaker Lineup

Hate Camp is proud to present our lineup of special guest speakers that will regale our campers with their knowledge and experience as fellow travelers. Like all of our programs, accommodations, and activities here at Hate Camp, attendance of these speeches is strictly regulated by our staff based on a camper’s assigned program level.

Guest Speaker Attendance Rules

Hate Camp has very strict rules and guidelines that govern our special guest speaker events. Please make note of these rules and regulations and conduct yourselves accordingly.

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Hate Campers in the Elite Leader Program will have access to all special guest speaker events, seats in the front rows, and attendance to the intimate question and answer cocktail parties immediately following each speech.

Hate Campers in the Bureaucrat Program will have access to all special guest speaker events at the Bureaucrat Program level and below, and have seats in the middle-to-rear of the event location. Attendance to the intimate question and answer cocktail parties will be strictly invitation only, or by paying an additional event fee.

Hate Campers in the Useful Idiots Program will have access to all special guest speaker events at the Useful Idiot Program level and will be relegated to any remaining seats at the back of the event location. In the event that there are no available seats within the event location, we will set up a video monitor outside the event for them to view the speech. Attendance to the intimate question-and-answer cocktail parties will be strict invitation only, plus the Useful Idiot will need a written recommendation from at least 3 [three] Elite Leaders, plus permission from the camp director.

Family and friends of Hate Campers are allowed to attend any of the special speaker events correlating with their Hate Campers program level after paying the required event fee and obtaining written permission from the camp director.


Special Guest Speaker Lineup

Elite Leaders Level


Gilded Nomenklatura Event

HateCamp.com has assembled an all-star lineup for our Guilded Nomenklatura Event. As our comrades know, the Nomenklatura were the elite of the elite in Soviet society carefully chosen by the communist party, just like the campers in our Elite Leaders Program we groom for positions of power in government, academia, and commerce. This year, we are proud to present a speaker lineup that includes three previous US presidents: Barack Obama, George Bush, and Bill Clinton.

We know what you are thinking right now. “How on earth could you include George Bush as a speaker at Hate Camp?!” Well, some fellow travelers have been working to advance the cause covertly in some of the highest positions of power. Hate Georgie boy all you want, but through all of our theatrical criticism, he worked tirelessly behind the scenes to continue selling out the United States to our cabal of elite international bankers and continued his father’s work of surrendering the United States to our supreme authority, the United Nations.

Barack Obama

Topic: Bamboozling A Nation

President Barack Obama has been one of the most effective politicians in advancing our cause in the US in history. A devoted student of Rules For Radicals, the epic tome penned by Saul Alinsky, President Obama applied these principles on a daily basis to agitate, divide, and inflame an entire nation.

President Obama embodied the Van Jones quote “I’m willing to forgo the cheap satisfaction of the radical pose for the deep satisfaction of radical ends.” He is a true radical at heart, and that also looks good pretty damn good in a $5000 suit.

President Obama is also one of the most successful Elite Leaders our fellow travelers have ever produced in our prototype programs leading up to Hate Camp. Obama was raised on a steady diet of Marxism, and identity politics, and mentored by great comrades like Frank Marshal Davis.

President Obama’s speech will is titled “Bamboozling A Nation, How A Pretty Smile And Meaningless Slogans like ‘Hope & Change’ Can Get You To The White House.”

George Bush

Topic: Wolf In Sheep’s Clothing

President Bush will speak about his reality of being a “wolf in sheep’s clothing.” Masquerading as a conservative Republican during elections, then advancing our agenda of submission to the UN, turning every American into a suspect via the Patriot Act, fast-tracking our surveillance goals, and engaging in multiple endless wars. You may think he is stupid or evil, but he has been a true asset in the march toward worldwide communism.

Bill Clinton

Topic: Have A Cigar

President Clinton will regale us with his history as governor of Arkansas, president of the United States, how he and Hillary used their foundation to launder billions of dollars, and how he has worked with the now deceased President Bush to run cocaine for the CIA. Our boy “Slick Willie” has been a reliable mouthpiece for our operations due to our videos of his “involvement” with Jeffrey Epstein and his proclivities for deviant sexual activities.

Elite Leaders Featured Speakers

Eric Schmidt

Topic: Mass Surveillance & Election Manipulation

John Podesta

Topic: Pedophilia, Satanic Rituals & Politics

George Soros

Topic: Funding Radical, Useful Idiot Organizations For Fun & Profit

Topic: Funding Violent, Radical, Useful Idiot Organizations For Fun & Profit

Hillary Clinton

Topic: Cyber Security, Avoiding Prosecution & Using Foundations To Launder Bribes

Mark Zuckerberg

Topic: The CIA, Life Log, And Building A Dossier On Everyone In The World

Topic: Funding Violent, Radical, Useful Idiot Organizations For Fun & Profit

Jack Dorsey

Topic: Censorship, Deplatforming & Creating A Toxic Social Media Environment

Topic: Cyber Security, Avoiding Prosecution & Using Foundations To Launder Bribes

Special Bonus Presentation

Topic: Controlling Your Allies & Enemies Via Blackmail For Fun & Profit

Ghislaine Maxwell

Topic: Controlling Your Allies & Enemies Via Blackmail For Fun & Profit

We originally had Jeffrey Epstein slated for this speech, but due to his planned unexpected death, we are proud to have Ghislaine Maxwell give this very valuable presentation. For decades we have made sure that bureaucrats, and other elites, do exactly as we dictate by setting up and recording videos of them having sexual relations with minors, or in other compromising activities. Mr. Epstein and Ms. Maxwell were two of our highest-level operatives and helped us keep our allies and enemies in check for almost 3 decades. Now that their operation has been put on ice [and if you are morally flexible when it comes to exploiting teen girls], maybe you could be their replacement, mixing with the rich and famous and living a jet-setting life of luxury.

Special Guest Speaker Lineup

Bureaucrat Level

Hate Camp has assembled an all-star lineup of speakers for our bureaucrat-level campers. These speakers are trusted comrades who have achieved various levels of power in government, media, academia, and industry. Come listen and learn how you can advance propaganda, destroy nations, and sell the youth on unicorns and rainbows with math that will never add up. We know you will want to attend every bureaucrat-level speaking event during your stay at Hate Camp!

Bureaucrat-level speaking events are held in the auditorium. Priority seating for bureaucrat-level speaking events is given to elite leader campers. Bureaucrat-level campers will have the first choice of all remaining seating. Useful idiot campers are only allowed to attend/view these presentations with proper written permission.

Rachel Maddow

Topic: Advancing Conspiracy Theories For Fun & Profit

Topic: Funding Violent, Radical, Useful Idiot Organizations For Fun & Profit

Angela Merkel

Topic: National Destruction Through Mass Immigration

Bernie Sanders

Topic: Voodoo Economics & How To Bankrupt A College

Nancy Pelosi

Topic: We’ve Gottttoo Blrbu bharoooba doodlie do

Joe Biden

Topic: Purple Crayons Don’t Taste Like Grape

Chris Matthews

Topic: Propaganda, Slobbering & Shivers Up My Leg

Special Guest Speaker Lineup

Useful Idiot Level

AOC

Topic: Garbage Disposals & Other Fascinating Things

Jessica Yaniv

Topic: Pseudo Trans Activism For Fun & Profit

Jussie Smollet

Topic: Race Violence Hoaxes & Avoiding Prosecution

Ilhan Omar

Topic: Stealth Jihad, Immigration & Tax Fraud, Taqiyya

Rashida Tlaib

Topic: False Outrage, Jew Hating & Nation Baiting

Erica Thomas

Topic: Projection, False Victim-hood & Target Choosing

Rachel Dolezal

Topic: Growing Up White & Masquerading As Black

TDS Screamer

Topic: Techniques For Coping With Disappointment

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