Super Special Guest Speaker – Greta Thunberg!

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Hear Greta Speak!

Hate Camp is proud to announce a very special guest speaker will come and provide an exclusive presentation to our Elite campers – Greta Thunberg! You read that right, Greta Thunberg will cover some of the most compelling questions Elite campers have about promoting our narrative of global warming, um, we mean climate change.

Greta has been one of our most successful manufactured sock-puppet spokespeople this past year. She has been able to advance our underlying political agenda quicker among the young and old alike, unlike many of our most respected eco-hypocrites.

Miss Thunberg was chosen to be the newest voice for our movement after undergoing extensive indoctrination and advanced Marxist training since birth. Her parents, also fellow travelers, have been instrumental in guiding her through the steps necessary to combine the parroting of provided eco and Marxist political narratives with acting training to produce cringe-worthy, unhinged, emotionally driven public speaking.

Due to Greta’s mental and emotional issues, she never attended Hate Camp in person but was a stand-out camper in our home-schooling curriculum. Her mother took a particularly keen interest in her day-to-day education, conditioning, and grooming for her eventual introduction to the international stage.

Hate Camp gives a huge shout-out to both of her parents and everyone involved in manufacturing such a reliable, and un-attackable voice for our revolution. Having a mentally unbalanced, emotionally stunted teen, that looks like she is 12 has been one of the best tactical moves we have produced in years.

As a special bonus for our Elite campers that attend this incredible presentation, we will have a special appearance by Leonardo DiCaprio via video link!

Get Your Tickets Now!

Elite Campers – Don’t wait, get your premium tickets for this very special event as soon as possible, as they are going to sell out fast.

Greta Thunberg Presentation Ticket Options

  • General Admission – Open to all Elite Campers
  • Bronze Admission – $500 per camper & includes premium seats
  • Silver Admission- $1000 per camper & includes premium seats in rows 3-5.
  • Gold Admission – $2500 per camper & included premium seats in row 2, plus admission to the post-presentation cocktail party.
  • Diamond Admission – $5000 per camper & includes premium seats in row 1, plus admission to the post-presentation cocktail party, and an intimate Q&A session

Greta & our favorite eco-hypocrite Leonardo DiCaprio.

Heavily edited versions of Greta’s presentation will be made available to our Bureaucrat and Useful Idiot campers on a pay-per-view basis as well.

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