Hate Camp!

The Ultimate Camp Experience For Socialists, Communists, Social Justice Warriors, Antifa Soldiers & Useful Idiots

Hate Camp is the world’s first and foremost training center for tomorrow’s leaders, bureaucrats, and activists dedicated to advancing our vision for worldwide communist control. We have taken the most effective indoctrination methods and techniques from the youth programs of the former Soviet Union, China, Cuba, and North Korea, and coupled them with our own experience in systematically destroying the US education system. We now have fully developed structured programs and activities that are designed to maximize our Hate Camper’s future hierarchical positions within our defined communist power structure according to their abilities and current social status.

Activist Training Programs For All Levels Of Hate Campers!

History has shown us that for any communist system to succeed, there must be a sharp delineation of ranks within the power structure to maintain iron-fist control. We cannot have some bureaucrat or useful idiot overstepping the boundaries we have set, so we have very specific training programs for all levels of Hate Campers.

When a new Hate Camper is enrolled in Hate Camp, we very carefully screen the applicant, taking into consideration a myriad of qualification points. After careful inspection of all qualification points, and other extenuating circumstances, a new Hate Camper is assigned to their Hate Camp Program.

Our Hate Camp Programs fall into three primary categories: Elite Leaders, Bureaucrats, and Useful Idiots. There are additional sub-categories of training within these three primary categories depending on a Hate Campers’ special skills, familial ties, etc.

Keep reading for more information about our Programs, Activities, Accommodations, Special Guest Speakers, and Staff. We are adding additional Hate Camp information on a regular basis, so make sure to check back often for updates, videos, and special announcements.


Hate Camp Programs

Elite Leaders

Our Elite Leaders Program is designed to equip and prepare the top one percent to manipulate, deceive and dictate the rules to the rest of society. This program is reserved for the children and young adults of royalty, current dictators, and the elite families that run the world.

Bureaucrats

No communist utopia can operate effectively without dedicated bureaucrats ready and willing to do the bidding of their Elite Leaders. Our Bureaucrat Program is designed to create middle managers that will implement the Elite Leaders’ vision and manage the Useful Idiots & sheeple.

No communist utopia can operate effectively without dedicated bureaucrats ready and willing to do the bidding of their Elite Leaders. Our Bureaucrat Program is designed to create middle managers that will implement the Elite Leaders’ vision and manage the Useful Idiots & sheeple.

Useful Idiots

Every communist revolution has been won by the on-the-ground, self-sacrificing efforts of Useful Idiots. Our Useful Idiots Program focuses on churning out mindless drones that are willing to be cannon fodder for the advancement and benefit of their Bureaucrats and Elite Leaders.

Every communist revolution has been won by the on-the-ground, self-sacrificing efforts of Useful Idiots. Our Useful Idiots Program focuses on churning out mindless drones that are willing to be cannon fodder for the advancement and benefit of their Bureaucrats and Elite Leaders.


Hate Camp Activities

Elite LeaderActivities

Elite Leader Activities are designed to focus our Elite Hate Campers on what it takes to manage and implement our communist vision. Strategy, media control, deception, manipulation, and living a "do as I say, not as I do" life are just some of the many aspects of our Elite Leader Activities.

Elite Leader Activities are designed to focus our Elite Hate Campers on what it takes to manage and implement our communist vision. Strategy, media control, deception, manipulation, and living a “do as I say, not as I do” life are just some of the many aspects of our Elite Leader Activities.

Bureaucrat Activities

Bureaucrat Activities are focused on preparing our bureaucrats for the often mundane and mostly meaningless existence they will enjoy as the middle-managers within our Utopian society. Attending useless conferences, and following the Elite's direction are the primary focus of this program.

Bureaucrat Activities are focused on preparing our bureaucrats for the often mundane and mostly meaningless existence they will enjoy as the middle managers within our Utopian society. Attending useless conferences, and following Elite’s direction is the primary focus of this program.

Useful Idiot Activities

Our Useful Idiot Activities are designed to indoctrinate our foot soldiers, expand their ability to accept double think, close their minds to any unapproved information, and make them fluent in New Speak. Waiting for, and following orders are key aspects of Useful Idiot Activities.

Our Useful Idiot Activities are designed to indoctrinate our foot soldiers, expand their ability to accept doublethink, close their minds to any unapproved information, and make them fluent in New Speak. Waiting for, and following orders are key aspects of Useful Idiot Activities.


Hate Camp Accommodations

Look around the world, and you will see that in any socialist or communist system that the Elite Leaders occupy the finest homes, mansions, and castles surrounded by highly trained, armed security. The bureaucrats build extravagant government buildings and are provided housing that is elevated above what is available to the sheeple. And, the useful idiots and sheeple are relegated to “what they need, according to their abilities.”

Hate Camp Accommodations are a direct reflection of this structure that has helped keep the Elite Leaders and Bureaucrats safely separated from the Useful Idiots and sheeple for over a century. Our Accommodations range from luxury private cabins for the Elite, high-end apartments for the Bureaucrats, and dormitory-style accommodations for our Useful Idiots.

Elite Leaders

Hate Campers in our Elite Leaders Program are provided with private cabins that are finished with all of the luxury features they are accustomed to in their current life as the children and young adults of the world's royalty, dictators and elite families.

Hate Campers in our Elite Leaders Program are provided with private cabins that are finished with all of the luxury features they are accustomed to in their current life as the children and young adults of the world’s royalty, dictators, and elite families.

Bureaucrats

Hate Campers in the Bureaucrat Program enjoy an elevated standard of living in our premium apartment blocks. These beautifully appointed apartments remind our Bureaucrats that they are [at least] a bit more equal than the Useful Idiots and sheeple they manage.

Hate Campers in the Bureaucrat Program enjoy an elevated standard of living in our premium apartment blocks. These beautifully appointed apartments remind our Bureaucrats that they are [at least] a bit more equal than the Useful Idiots and sheeple they manage.

Useful Idiots

Hate Campers in the Useful Idiot program are relegated to one of three different dormitory-style barracks. Useful Idiots are segregated into three specific sub-groups: POC & Allies, Militant/Antifa Soldiers, and White Guilt housing blocks.

Hate Campers in the Useful Idiot program are relegated to one of three different dormitory-style barracks. Useful Idiots are segregated into three specific sub-groups: POC & Allies, Militant/Antifa Soldiers, and White Guilt housing blocks.

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